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“Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"”
~ Rita Rudner
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Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
~ Matt Barry
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I was without a boyfriend for along time. I wouldn't settle for going out on a date just for the sake of going out. I was perfectly content. I'd rather have that than a string of non-meaningful relationships.
~ Christine McVie
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
~ Lynn Lavner
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“They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!”
~ Yasmine Bleeth
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
~ Woody Allen
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“I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.”
~ Britney Spears
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
~ Steve Martin
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“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.”
~ Jennifer Lopez
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
~ Tom Clancy
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“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.”
~ Jenny Mccarthy
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“Attraction is not a choice.”
~ David DeAngelo
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“About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.”
~ Judy Carter
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“We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date.”
~ Sarah Jessica Parker
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“I was eating burritos with this girl and she asked me to be her prom date. How could I say no? We went and had a great time.”
~ Josh Hartnett
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“What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.”
~ Julia Roberts
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